This green Cockness Monster inspired by the Lochness monster has shrunk down to travel with you wherever you go! Let your freak flag fly with these Creature Cocks keychains! Show off that you’re into fantasy roleplay, mythical sex, or hot horror monsters! Place them with your keys, attach them to your phone case, clip them onto a bag or purse, or hang them from your rearview mirror to add a little flair and kinky fun! All the little dongs are made out of premium, phthalate-free, body-safe silicone and the metal is nickel-free for sensitive skin. Not meant for internal use. Novelty item only. At twilight, the sun hits the water just right. You’re boating out on the water and know you should return, but the way the water glitters as the sun sets is too beautiful and you’ve stayed out later than you should. You know these waters, there aren’t supposed to be mysteries or surprises but a strange fog has rolled in and the mists hang heavy and low over the water’s surface. You see a ripple in the water and the hair on the back of your neck stands up. Something bumps the bottom of your boat and rocks it so you nearly fall over. Panicked, you grab the oars and begin to paddle back to shore. It’s too late! Another bump and you’ve fallen into the water! As you gasp for breath, your arms and legs thrashing to keep your head above water, something wraps around you! Instead of drowning you, a head lifts up out of the water and looks you right in the eye. Your heartbeat speeds up and you stop breathing, terrified. It holds you right above the water, but then the head disappears and you look around, frightened and confused, wondering where it went. Then suddenly you feel teeth ripping at your clothing and before you can stop it, you’re being penetrated! You want to stop it, but every ridge and bump shocks your body with waves of pleasure! Measurements : Overall: 2.9 inches x 1.65 inches x 1.5 inches Materials : Silicone, metal Color : Green Note : For novelty use only.

This thick-headed, girthy octopus creature has shrunk down to travel with you wherever you go! Let your freak flag fly with these Creature Cocks keychains! Show off that you’re into fantasy roleplay, mythical sex, or hot horror monsters! Place them with your keys, attach them to your phone case, clip them onto a bag or purse, or hang them from your rearview mirror to add a little flair and kinky fun! All the little dongs are made out of premium, phthalate-free, body-safe silicone and the metal is nickel-free for sensitive skin. Not meant for internal use. Novelty item only. You’re floating in the open water. It’s a hot day and no one is around. Your friends are sleeping through the morning after a long night of partying on the boat, so you decide to take a dip in the cool waters. Goggles on your face, you take a deep breath and dive deeper. Scanning the depths for fish, something catches your eye. It darts across your field of vision and disappears. What was that? Was it a fish? Was it a shark? Something touches your leg and you panic, swimming quickly up to gasp for air. You calm your breath and then take another deep breath and dunk your head underwater again to look for what it could’ve been. Your eyes widen as you see a shimmering, blue octopus floating nearby. Its eyes are watching you. Its tentacles slowly float as its large round head expands into a bulb. You’re transfixed, enchanted by this rare meeting. It floats closer to you and then, to your utter shock, it reaches its tentacles and winds it around your wrist. You hold still, your heart racing as you feel the suckers tasting your skin. The other tentacle reaches for your waist, then another reaches towards your inner thighs. What is this tingling feeling? Before you can move it releases you and darts between your legs. In confusion, you rise up with your head above the water, but you feel the head of the octopus creature writhing against your groin. You want to make it stop, but its head is slippery and its tentacles are strong. Then you gasp as unimaginable pleasure spreads through you as the tip begins to part your hole, the ultra slippery octopus slipping inside… Measurements : Overall: 2.9 inches x 1.5 inches x 1.5 inches Materials : Silicone, metal Color : Blue Note : For novelty use only.

This Fire Demon dong has shrunk down to travel with you wherever you go! Let your freak flag fly with these Creature Cocks keychains! Show off that you’re into fantasy roleplay, mythical sex, or hot horror monsters! Place them with your keys, attach them to your phone case, clip them onto a bag or purse, or hang them from your rearview mirror to add a little flair and kinky fun! All the little dongs are made out of premium, phthalate-free, body-safe silicone and the metal is nickel-free for sensitive skin. Not meant for internal use. Novelty item only. You pull up the rug in your room. Beneath it is a five pointed star inside a protection circle and sigils. As you set the candles and give offerings of lamb’s blood, salt and the name of a ruling angel in a cypher. As you strip naked and cover yourself in a robe, you begin to call out the names of protection, then call out the fire demon Samael’s name, and as you light a match and throw it into a bowl of lamb’s blood to set it aflame, you bind the demon to you. Louder and louder you chant until the fire burns high and bright! Then all the lights turn off in your room and the fire is snuffed. A spark of cold, blue light crackles in the center of the circle, and then with a FLASH the demon appears! You stumble and your foot scuffs the floor, breaking the ring. The demon smiles, his mouth full of fire, and says, “Oh silly human… You really should’ve been more careful.” The last thing you hear before he leaves the circle and pounces on top of you is the ripping of your clothing and the low growl in his chest as he takes you! Measurements : Overall: 2.8 inches x 1.5 inches x 1.2 inches Materials : Silicone, metal Color : Red, black Note : For novelty use only.